FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit." FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
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